Wings of Darkness, Champions of Light

by James Adams

This is the fourth installment of Memory Mondays, where we give you a glimpse into XY Unlimited’s turbulent, glorious, and frequently embarrassing past. You can compound our shame or bolster our pride by leaving a comment below. 

[We published this inspiring parable as part of our May 2013 bid to be #1 on ArtistSignal]

Today may be our last blog about pigeons until we play for them on tour. Actually, it’s more a glimpse into Michael’s brain, which pigeons inhabit.


Michael and this guy share a life condition.

Michael has a special connection with the earth’s winged creatures. The pigeon, especially, has fascinated him since childhood. Not only do pigeons embody gentleness and determination, Michael eagerly points out at any opportunity, but they are essentially doves of a different color – and don’t we all love doves just soooooo much? Indeed, his steadfast defense of pigeons causes one to reexamine one’s groundless contempt for the birds.

Thus Michael has assumed the role of Pigeon Paladin, in both our band and the wider world. For those of you uninitiated in fantasy archetypes, paladins are holy knights who seek out and smite evil wherever can find it. Though there’s rarely any evil to smite that threatens pigeons, Michael almost found some on our April 2013 Midwest tour.

The scene of the crime. And of good burgers.

The scene of the crime. And of good burgers.

We were dining at a local grill called Bubs (pronounced “boobs,” according to their menu) in Winona, MN. Michael opened the menu to look through and select his dead cow product of choice (had to insert a bit of irony, sorry). In doing so, he happened upon a disturbing menu item simply labeled “pigeon wings.”

Michael stared at his menu and grew quiet. When our waitress arrived to take the food order, the other band members asked for a variety of delicious meat and non-meat burgers. Then it came time for Michael to order. With the restraint of a patient tiger and the holy flame of justice burning in his eyes, Michael asked the waitress if the restaurant truly served pigeon. The rest of the band exchanged knowing looks. Uh-oh.

The waitress raised her eyebrows at Michael in polite disbelief. “Umm…that’s chicken” she explained with a hint of scorn in her voice. “It’s a joke.”

Michael deflated a bit in both relief and, I think, disappointment. He ordered the taco salad and let her continue on her way. We enjoyed a peaceful, pigeon-less meal – and only teased Michael a little bit for being the one person in 1,000 who would actually ask if a menu item contained real pigeon.

Though the Pigeon Paladin rarely finds a quest worthy of his zeal, he remains ever vigilant.

Have you ever encountered a menu item that made you raise your eyebrows? Would you have asked about the pigeon wings? Michael will be taking notes. 😉

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2 Responses to Wings of Darkness, Champions of Light

  1. adoptkings says:


    That Pigeon Armor is scary!

    I’m swamped and always on the verge of losing the threads of 1149 things so PLEASE help me figure out how we can connect when you’re in the Bay Area. Do you have dates that we can promote? Can you post on our FB page at and/or ???

    Looking forward to indulging y’all with lots of pigeony fun!!!

    Elizabeth & MickaCoo

    Elizabeth *Please Vote for MickaCoo to be named one of SF’s Top Charities!* *Please- vote for us a lot!!! Every day until 11/14! We’re the last one in the list- scroll all the way down to the bottom & select us as your favorite “Additional Community Vitality” choice! Thank You!* * * *MickaCoo Video * *Join us on Facebook! * ** *Subscribe to our newsletter ** * *Please sign & share our Pledge to Say No to Squab! * * *

    On Mon, Oct 21, 2013 at 6:18 PM, XY Adventures

    • xyunlimited says:

      Ha! We know the feeling, Elizabeth. We’re still figuring out exactly when we’ll be headed to MickaCoo, but it looks like our big San Francisco show will be on 11/22 at Hotel Utah, 9pm. We’ll send you all the details and the facebook event when it exists!

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