Band Member Quotes

Besides music, we also produce prolific quantities of ridiculous, offensive, and embarrassing sentences. To get back at each other for cute (read:obnoxious) pranks like taking sleeping pictures, we record the best band member quotes and post them here.


“You know…the Puritans came to this country to escape religious persecution, and I’m gonna eat my egg sandwich.” – Michael, upon being ridiculed for eating an egg and jam sandwich

“It’s like, ‘Thanks for giving me this weird shirt.’ “ -James, on the phone with a t-shirt company that messed up our order, describing a fan’s plausible reaction to receiving said shirt even for free

“Where can I find a cookie?” -Christian, who then mysteriously disappeared from our Monday business meeting