Besides music, we also produce prolific quantities of ridiculous, offensive, and embarrassing sentences. To get back at each other for cute (read:obnoxious) pranks like taking sleeping pictures, we record the best band member quotes and post them here.
11/28/2013
“You know…the Puritans came to this country to escape religious persecution, and I’m gonna eat my egg sandwich.” – Michael, upon being ridiculed for eating an egg and jam sandwich
“It’s like, ‘Thanks for giving me this weird shirt.’ “ -James, on the phone with a t-shirt company that messed up our order, describing a fan’s plausible reaction to receiving said shirt even for free
“Where can I find a cookie?” -Christian, who then mysteriously disappeared from our Monday business meeting
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